I’m a … theatre. artist. why do I do, the work? for one reason: to BORE my friends. the FEELING of making my friends sit through three hours of my BOLD choices, and relate to none of it, it’s, electric! why theatre will never die: because our friends and family have to KEEP coming. BOLD theatre is supposed to make you ask questions, questions like, WHY is he barefoot? I hope he doesn’t get NUDE like last time. can I pull the fire alarm to end this sooner? if I fill my cheeks up with enough air will I float away like a BAlloon? I’m a very horny person. that’s why I get into the work.
God I just hope Andrew knows how much we LOVE HIM cuz the reaction when he showed up was like NO OTHER.
If we could mass produce the emotions created on November 5th, 2020 we would instantly put every single drug dealer out of business and be able to finance a reboot until the end of time








